This goes way beyond the werecockroach story my editor gifted me with.
(Yes, indeed. A werecockroach. He’s a superspy. An indestructible superspy. I mean, he’s a cockroach, right? Not entirely sure who his arch-nemesis is, yet. Maybe a wereSEAL? Too far? Too much pun? Bear in mind, if you shoot this idea down, the next one will be exponentially weirder.)
Why is there a Mountain Goat in my head?