werecockroach

Conversations With My Editor

Editor: Here’s an idea for you–sexy cockroach. Me: o.O Editor: Evil laugh. *Fast forward one month* Me: Hmmmm.*scribbles* *plays with Paint* *Emails editor* Don’t be surprised if this gets written. Editor: Muwahahahaha! I win! It’s like she’s got some weird superpower. That’s okay. She doesn’t know the giant gummy bear that arrived at her...

A New Nightmare for You

This goes way beyond the werecockroach story my editor gifted me with. (Yes, indeed. A werecockroach. He’s a superspy. An indestructible superspy. I mean, he’s a cockroach, right? Not entirely sure who his arch-nemesis is, yet. Maybe a wereSEAL? Too far? Too much pun? Bear in mind, if you shoot this idea down, the...