Editor: Here’s an idea for you–sexy cockroach. Me: o.O Editor: Evil laugh. *Fast forward one month* Me: Hmmmm.*scribbles* *plays with Paint* *Emails editor* Don’t be surprised if this gets written. Editor: Muwahahahaha! I win! It’s like she’s got some weird superpower. That’s okay. She doesn’t know the giant gummy bear that arrived at her...
This goes way beyond the werecockroach story my editor gifted me with. (Yes, indeed. A werecockroach. He’s a superspy. An indestructible superspy. I mean, he’s a cockroach, right? Not entirely sure who his arch-nemesis is, yet. Maybe a wereSEAL? Too far? Too much pun? Bear in mind, if you shoot this idea down, the...