OMG, I nearly forgot! Darn this dayjob, sucking up all my time and brain power! But here it is, the moment when my cuddly, adorable, food-obsessed weresquirrel lets out the warrior squirrel within. “You think you can take me, rodent?” Rodent! Why, that swamp-wading, mulch eating, four-legged shag rug! How dare he say something...
I bet Nathan wouldn’t have to worry about those love handles any more, if Vince put up something like that. How long did it take them to teach the little fellow all that?