Me: Nathan, did you have anything to do with this bottle of Frangelico in my bag?
Me: Are you sure? I mean, I already had a bottle of wine in my hand. I didn’t need to buy a bottle of liqueur as well.
Nathan: Not me.
Me: I dunno. It’s kind of suspicious. I mean, it is hazelnut.
Nathan: What, Frangelico?
Me: Now, you know your tail grows when you lie.
Me: What have I done?
It’s all in aid of character building. And it’s Friday. I have wine. And, somewhere, Frangelico.